A brand-new author on the block–
Trying to learn ’bout this “marketing” talk.
She follows the people who seem to know;
They say, “Do like me! Now, GO, GO, GO!”
Except, they’re all talking ’bout “author marketing”,
So she ends up talking to authors marketing.
And the readers are stuck with their SPAM and eggs
(When they’d rather be blowing up castles and Dregs).
They think that my book (titled Sons of the King)
Is all like “How TWITTER Can Get You the BLING!”
The Auto-DM allows no escape;
We’re firmly wound up, like with clear packing tape.
What’s my Theme? What’s my Brand? I must find my own Style!
(Oh, well; another post for the “Didn’t Work” pile.)
My genre is novels! But which Fiction shelf?
I just couldn’t find one that quite matched myself.
Kimia Wood currently lives somewhere in the American midwest, bracing for the collapse of society by baking, knitting, blogging, writing…and other excuses for not gardening.
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