Alert: May contain spoilers for the AD&D Module: “Born-Again Ogres of the Blinding Light”
Lunch break. So far things have gone well. Haraldus is going on about how we must forgive our enemies – because the dwarves really don’t know any better (just like the hobgoblins didn’t use to know any better) and so we should pity them not hate them. Ezekiel is really getting into it.
Impressive that he convinced hobgoblins to change their nature like this. Pity it doesn’t work on everybody…
Close to supper-time, someone appeared on the road in front of us, approaching. Imagine our surprise when Durglower Rockvein (fully healed, and with three friends) stepped forward with a big sack.
While I was busy counting them and planning order of attack, Ezekiel greeted them.
“We’re awful sorry about, well, last night,” said the dwarf (in his little dwarvish accent). “So we hoped we could share a meal with ye before you leave our territory tomorro’.”
Well…Ezekiel asked us what we thought. I reminded him that I am always paranoid, but Ezekiel was inclined to give them a chance (and so was Haraldus since, y’know, he was just telling us about forgiving our enemies).
So the dwarves pulled roots and herbs out of their sack, the hobgoblins got a fire and stew going, and dinner was served.
Raven said he wasn’t feeling well, so he didn’t have any stew. Ezekiel, Mikael, Haraldus, and the hobgoblins seemed to enjoy the stew, and the dwarves ate their fill (although they didn’t seem to enjoy it).
I decided some of us needed to be paranoid, so I had bread and cheese leftover from lunch.
After the meal, the dwarves packed up and left. Night was close enough that we settled down to camp.
Haraldus soon rolled into his cloak and fell asleep. So did Ezekiel.
In fact he isn’t moving when I prod him with my foot.
Mikael seems to be fine…so I guess no matter what’s happening, I’ll take my watch and get ready for trouble.
After all, trouble happens to us every week.
Sure enough, I hadn’t even roused my replacement for the watch when the dwarves were back.
In fact, Durglower must have found some more somewhere, because he had six friends again – same as last night.
Since Ezekiel was still sacked out (and since Ezie had given me that special-looking short sword) I uncovered my shield with Perpetual Light engaged the dwarf leader and one of his men.
Durglower was a little over-eager, because one of his first thrusts drove his sword right through my shield – where it got stuck.
The dwarves in my peripheral vision lit up with Mikael’s faery fire. I heard the screams and gurgles as Nori bit into her master’s enemies…the high, wailing thing Raven does when he does his monk attacks…the harsh hobgoblin voices singing “O Blinding Light” (not as tunefully as last night)…the clang of dwarves attacking the acolytes…the soft snoring of Ezekiel at our feet.
Durglower made a lunge for his sword, and stomped on Ezekiel’s head. Even Ezie was wakened by that, and he scrambled to his feet.
I’m glad I paid so much attention to my Ranger Master. The two dwarves hammering on me did get in a blow or two, but for the most part they didn’t do much damage.
Ezekiel cried, “Friend Hobgoblins, bandage the monk!”
So apparently Raven’s luck wasn’t so strong.
“Only see spider, not monkey,” the hobgoblins answered, and lost the tune for “O Blinding Light.”
“Help the man on the ground,” yelled Ezekiel — then dashed off muttering to himself. Apparently one of them tried to rouse Haraldus.
Haraldus was really out, to sleep through all the dim we were making.
Nori pounced onto Durglower’s head, trying to get a bite in. He’s quite the tough one, that’s for sure, since I’d been whacking at him the entire time, and he still wasn’t down.
Durglower finally managed to yank his sword out of my shield, but just then Mikael ran up, and shot some kind of flame from his hand (it’s so fun watching him do new things) – and knocked D backward a pace.
As I finished off the dwarf chief, I realized a hobgoblin was beating on Nori. They weren’t singing anymore…they were shouting, “Blood and bludgeon, brothers!”
Mikael (still swinging around that hand-held flame of his) ran toward the couple remaining dwarves, who were still single-mindedly attacking the hobgoblins.
Raven did some kind of flippy kick (but missed) and as I was coming forward, too, (slowed down because a hobgoblin hit me) Mikael took down one of the dwarves.
There was still one up and kicking, though – and he stabbed the last hobgoblin before we could get to him (the hobgoblin that was trying to attack me for some reason).
Then he turned and ran. Ezekiel yelled to us to kill the dwarf, and bent over a fallen hobgoblin acolyte.
I dropped my weapons and whipped out my bow. My first arrow winged him so badly that he fell to the ground.
Well, I must have gotten over-excited, because my next shot totally fumbled – but it let Raven catch up with the dwarf, and then he delayed him enough for me to get the final shot off.
When we turned back to the camp, Haraldus was awake and sitting up, and cradling an acolyte in his arms. He was mumbling something that sounded like a Cure Light Wounds spell, but his voice kept breaking.
“They couldn’t let us stay in the light,” grunted the hobgoblin. “Kill or be killed. They wouldn’t let us stay in the light…”
Ezekiel went around closing their eyes, imploring Ao for mercy on their souls.
Nori was also in a bad way, quietly twitching a couple of her legs as Mikael stroked her.
When Ezekiel knew all the hobgoblins were dead, he pulled out a scroll and began to read over Nori. In a few minutes, she twitched again, rolled her feet underneath her, and climbed a nearby tree.
Thank goodness. Say what you will about her looks, she has the highest kill count of our entire party. We would’ve been dead without her.
Haraldus sat by the fire, mourning his acolytes. Ezekiel asked him how far this Chapel of Hope was…but it was at least eight days away, and we’d never get their bodies there in time for a resurrection.
So the best we can do is bury them here, and trust the Good gods to be gracious on some poor, lost hobgoblins.
I wonder how that even works…
I searched the dwarves before we buried them.
- 60 gold pieces (in the bag of holding to be shared)
- fine leather boots (Mikael determined they’re magical, so we let Raven try them out; even though they came off a dwarf, they seem to fit whoever wears them)
- blood ruby broach
- chainmail (also magical, but still dwarf-sized)
- silver-buckled belt
- platinum necklace with rose crystal setting in a horn shape (not magical)
- potion (Ezekiel thinks it might be for animal control? He’s carrying it – after all, he spent his Potion of Heal on Raven during the fight, so he has a slot available on his belt)
On top of all that, Haraldus still paid us the fifty gold apiece that he promised – even though we kind of failed to get his charges safely to their destination.
Ezekiel didn’t want to accept it, since he said we had the chance to kill Durglower Rockvein on that first night, but we didn’t…and left him able to cause more trouble.
Haraldus said that he supported Ezekiel’s decision at the time, so it wasn’t really his/our fault…and after all, he promised us the money, so wouldn’t feel right not paying us.
We offered to escort him back home (rather ironic request, given the turn of events) but he said he didn’t think he’d be molested from now on…
I think I saw Ezekiel with tears in his eyes as he said good-bye to Haraldus. Regrets about his chosen deity? Heh…the way they were talking, sounds like Ao and Pholtus of the Blinding Light might be friends.
Well. We continue on richer, but are we wiser?
I wonder if a hobgoblin will ever learn to serve a Good deity.
Note to self: never trust anyone. Especially anyone offering food. Ever.